# Fortune

fortune is a simple program that displays random poignant, inspirational, silly or snide phrase from a database of quotations. The fortune command-line utility is part of the fortune-mod package.

## Installation

Install fortune-mod or fortune-mod-gitAUR.

Tip: Meta packages which provide quotes from specific sources are available in the AUR. For example, fortune-mod-archlinuxAUR contains Arch related quotes. You can use wikiquote-fortuneAUR to generate fortune files from wikiquote pages, using the syntax `wikiquote-fortune X`, where X is the page's name. To use these files, run `$ fortune /path/to/quote`.

## Usage

- Command-line in a terminal:

    $ fortune
    It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing,
    each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

- To display a random quote when launching an interactive terminal, add the fortune command to the rc configuration file of your preferred shell:

    #!/bin/bash
    # ~/.bashrc
    fortune

    #!/bin/dash
    # ~/.dashrc
    fortune

- To display a random quote when logging into a login terminal, add the fortune command to the profile configuration file of your preferred shell:

    #!/bin/mksh
    # ~/.profile
    fortune

Note: fortune displays quotes and phrases deemed by its maintainer to be non-offensive. Aphorisms can be enabled as a mix of offensive/non-offensive or as potentially offensive output only. See `man fortune` for more information.

### Cowsay

#### Default cow with fortune

- Combined with the program cowsay:

    $ cowthink $(fortune)
     ________________________________________
    ( The best cure for insomnia is to get a )
    ( lot of sleep. -W.C. Fields             )
     ----------------------------------------
            o   ^__^
             o  (oo)\_______
                (__)\       )\/\
                    ||----w |
                    ||     ||

- Display a potentially offensive fortune:

    $ cowsay $(fortune -o)
     _________________________________
    < Chastity is its own punishment. >
     ---------------------------------
            \   ^__^
             \  (oo)\_______
                (__)\       )\/\
                    ||----w |
                    ||     ||

The ASCII images are generated by `.cow` text files located in `/usr/share/cows`, and all themes can be listed with the `cowsay -l`. These files can be edited to the user's liking; custom images can also be created from scratch or found on the net. The easiest way create a custom cow file is to use an existing one as a template. To test the custom file:

    $ cowsay -f /path/to/file $(fortune)

#### Random cow with fortune

    $ fortune -c | cowthink -f $(find /usr/share/cows -type f | shuf -n 1)
      ___________________________________________
    ( (computers) % A language that doesn't )
    ( affect the way you think about                  )
    ( programming is not worth knowing.       )
      ------------------------------------------------------
             o      (__)
              o     /oo|
               o   (_"_)*+++++++++*
                        //I#\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \   I \
                       I[I|I | | | | |   I I `
                       I`I ' /  /  /  '  '     I I
                       I I                       I I
                      ~ ~                     ~ ~
                            Scowleton

#### Random custom cow with fortune

Complex commands can be chained to produce detailed ASCII art sych as this Futurama example.

- Display a random cow with a random facial expression and wrap long lines of fortune text:

Note: The randomly selected cow is actually a toad chosen from a database with custom ASCII art

    $ fortune -a | fmt -80 -s | $(shuf -n 1 -e cowsay cowthink) -$(shuf -n 1 -e b d g p s t w y) -f $(shuf -n 1 -e $(cowsay -l | tail -n +2)) -n
        ________________________________________
    ( Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would )
    ( human women refuse to date me?         )
        --------------------------------------------------
          o
            o
              o
                 ,'``.._   ,'``.
                :,--._:)\,:,._,.:
                :`--,@@@:`...';\
                 `,'@@@@@@@`---'@@`.
                 /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@:
                /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\
              ,'@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@:\.___,-.
             `...,---'``````-..._@@@@|:@@@@@@@\
               (                 )@@@;:@@@@)@@@\  _,-.
                `.              (@@@//@@@@@@@@@@`'@@@@\
                 :               `.//@@)@@@@@@)@@@@@,@;
                 |`.            _,'/@@@@@@@)@@@@)@,'@,'
                 :`.`-..____..=:.-':@@@@@.@@@@@_,@@,'
                ,'\ ``--....-)='    `._,@@\    )@@@'``._
               /@_@`.       (@)      /@@@@@)  ; / \ \`-.'
              (@@@`-:`.     `' ___..'@@_,-'   |/   `.)
               `-. `.`.``-----``--,@@.'
                 |/`.\`'        ,',');
                     `         (/  (/

### Ponysay

For full 256-colored cowsay-like art use ponysay (version 3.0 has 422 ponies). The syntax is the same, meaning `$ ponysay message` to say something and `ponysay -l` for a complete list of ponies. To select a pony to display, run `$ ponysay --pony x "message"`, where x is a pony. To create more ponies use util-say-gitAUR and store them in `~/.local/share/ponysay/ponies` and `~/.local/share/ponysay/ttyponies/` for desktop and TTY, respectively.

## See also

- fortune-mod GitHub project page

Category:

- Eye candy